I made "word clouds" out of pieces from a short story collection I'm working on. The site I used builds the clouds based on how often a word appears in a work. It's interesting to see the character names and themes rise out of the cloud, along with evidence that I use "nodded" way too often in a couple of these.
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Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Count down the months in #typewriters
I have a butt load of typewriters (butt, in this case, being a cask used to carry ale or the wagon used to carry said cask, not the fleshy mound I sit upon). How many? It depends on who's answering the question.
On a good day, I have 25 or so that work, and maybe a dozen that have good ribbons. By my count, I have two dozen typewriters, but my lovely wife, Brenda Noiseux, insists on counting the machines awaiting repairs and the projects in the wings. So forty typewriters. Maybe fifty. And let's not count the ones I've cleaned up, fixed, and given to students.
Friday, October 7, 2016
On Writing: Interesting Bit of Research
I was showing my students how to
use EBSCO and used “typewriters” (of course) as a search topic. Among other
things, EBSCO came up with an article from the Nov. 2016 British Journal of
Psychology about a study testing “transcription fluency” (typing speed)
against essay-writing skills. According to the study, “decreased fluency
can actually benefit cognitive processing.” The poor typists showed better
“lexical sophistication,” sentence complexity, and essay cohesion than the
speedy ones.
It made for an interesting conversation
with a few students who insist on typing essays on their phones, with their
thumbs, and, as a two- to four-fingered typist, it made me feel somewhat better
about myself.
Monday, February 16, 2015
On Writing: What I learned at Boskone 52
Boskone is a 52-year-old, literary-heavy, science-fiction convention that I’ve been going to for a number of years. It’s a small convention, where you might find Charlie Stross wandering around with a cup of tea or find yourself sharing a bank of urinals with a Hugo winner. The programmers offer a mix of fandom, readings, exploration of themes, comics, hard science, filking, and writing advice. I gravitate to the writing panels, and this is a sampling for what I learned this year.
Saturday, January 17, 2015
Typewriters: Life with Typewriters
It does not take long to become known as a “typewriter enthusiast.” A few Tweets, a photo or two, a couple of dozen typewriters in the basement, and you are branded as a technology fetishist
You bring your typewriters into your high-school classroom, and abruptly there is a list of names on the corkboard, each one representing a teen that you’re supposed to be finding a typewriter for. You have placed four this year, with seven to go. Five last year, including one with a Cyrillic keyboard.
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| Folks try out typers from my collection at a spring 2014 event at the Currier Museum of Art in Manchester, N.H. |
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Typewriters: The Queen City's First Type-In
I had no expectations when I loaded thirteen typewriters into my car and made the drive to Cafe la Reine in Manchester, NH for that city’s first Type-In. I had organized the event as part of the Granite State’s “Writers’ Week,” a celebration proclaimed by the governor and set in motion by the New Hampshire Writers’ Project. The Type-In got some good advance publicity, with multiple Tweets and reTweets, Facebook posts, and a story in the alt-weekly The Hippo. Still, in my mind, I was as prepared to be flooded with type-curious folk as I was to sit idle with lonely typewriters crowded ‘round my feet in search of solace.
The event was slated to start at 5:30 p.m. Dec. 5, and I loaded everything in at 5. By 5:15 two happy people were banging away -- one on a Olivetti Lettera 33 with script font, the other on a Royal 10 with a purple ink ribbon. More typers followed.
Soon, the little coffee shop was full of the sounds of typing. Some typers knew about the event in advance, others I seduced with the nifty machines and my paper mache pig full of writing prompts. I’d written up a quick guide to life with typewriters and handed out most of the copies I’d made.
One woman sat down at my Olympia SM4 (also with cursive font) and didn’t leave until she had finished whatever writing project she was banging out.
Another woman wrote several drafts of a letter, using a black pen to add the Spanish-language accent marks that the Olivetti she was working on did not offer.
Overall, it was a good time. And I have requests to do more …
P.S. My thanks to my wonderful spouse for taking the photos.

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| The author checks out his typing stock the night before the Type-In. |
Friday, December 5, 2014
On Writing: Words to Write By
Ursula K. Le Guin, while accepting her Medal for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters, at the 2014 National Book Awards:
Thursday, June 27, 2013
The Blues: Seven Days, Five Books, Some Other Stuff
I
closed the door of my classroom approximately 168 hours ago, and it will remain
shut (barring trips back for reference material) until August 26. Since
the door closed I've hosted one barbecue, attended one wedding, attended one
Makers of Manchester meeting, met one Rhodes Scholar for a beer, spent three
days in curriculum-development workshops for a new Freshman Writing class,
shared one KC’s Rib Shack platter with my wife, slept about fifty hours, started
breaking in a new messenger bag, played three hours of (mostly losing) poker, watched
three episodes of The X Files, wrote a
couple of thousand new words of fiction, plowed through the new Rolling Stone and Poets & Writers, and read five books.
I
feel pretty good about the week, but I have a mixed reaction to the books.
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
On Writing: A Story’s Story
This week I have a story running in Fiction
Vortex, a new publication interested in SF and fantasy of a “literary”
bent. They’re nice folks, and I like the (twice-weekly) stories they’ve
published thus far.
My story is called A Feeble Gleam of Stars, and it’s been around a while. I dug
through my flash drive and Google Doc files to try to figure out how long. Note: To avoid the possibility of spoilers, read the
story before you continue this post.
Friday, May 24, 2013
What I'm ... (May 24, 2013)
Reading:
I’ve been on a “dirty realism” kick this month:
Charles Bukowski’s Ham on
Rye, a bunch of Ray Carver short stories, and The
Stories of Breece D’J Pancake. I’ve long been a fan of grit -- as any
oyster can tell you it’s the only way to get a pearl – and stories of
doggedness. Life’s default is “not
pretty and generally unsatisfying.” Happy endings and happiness itself are
fleeting. We can learn a lot from
fiction that refuses to sugarcoat that, while still revealing the pearls -- the shiny bits that make it worth the work.
I picked up Michael
Chabon’s The Wonderboys for $1 at the supermarket donation bin the other
day. So far, so good.
I also received my contributor copy of Something
Wicked Vol. 2. It looks good and, may I say, there’s something mightily
satisfying about seeing your name in an other-published book. You can get the
ebook (published by Random House Struik) on Amazon or preorder the paperback via Barnes
& Noble. I haven’t read it yet, but I have looked at the pictures. Did
I mention every story has an illustration?
Writing:
I’m still
punching and scraping my way through the latest revisions of Leaving
Home. I have vowed not to write anything new until I get that together,
revise the synopsis, and get the book back into the ring. You can do it, Rock!
Listening to:
The new Bowie album.
A chum
recommended the new Daft Punk, but I gave up on it and listened to Parliament
instead.
Watching:
Batman Beyond … In the future, Batman is still around, but he’s a
kid in high school. Great visual style plus crusty, old Bruce Wayne.
Drinking:
HiCu – Magic Hat’s cucumber/hibiscus ale. In a
summer variety pack near you. Light and weird.
Friday, May 10, 2013
On Writing: Working in Two Worlds
I've written here before of my interest in manual typewriters and the changes they make in my writing process. I have four of the things now, three-quarters of that stock picked up from the eternal yard sale set up a block or two from my favorite bar. My babies represent four of the big classic brands: Underwood, Olivetti, Royal, and Olympia.
I love writing on the things. They smell like machine oil, dust, and ink and make quite a racket. The work feels like work, percussive, like I'm pounding the words out rather than politely poking them into my hard drive and Cloud. The downsides are, of course, the inability to save files electronically and a certain inflexibility in the editing room.
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| Olympia Carina 1 (Early 1980s) |
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| The Olivetti Lettera 33 (types in cursive, 1968) |
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| Underwood Universal (1950s) |
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| Royal Quiet Deluxe (1948) |
My heart leapt, then, when I found USBTypewriter.com. The fellow there, Jack Zylkin, has rigged a way to use a manual typewriter as a computer keyboard, linking it to your desktop, laptop, or iPad with Ye Olde USB port. Zylkin sells an "easy" conversion kit and a "DIY soldering kit." He also sells full conversions, but I think enough of my skills that I will attempt the process myself ... and then beg for help.
Here's to the best of both worlds!
Thursday, May 2, 2013
What I'm ... May 2, 2013
Reading:
Every Last Drop by Charlie Huston.
— This is the fourth book in Huston’s hard-boiled vampire series, featuring
undead tough guy Joe Pitt. Half-life ain’t getting any easier for Joe, and,
early in the book, a cranky old bat chews his eye out.
The Promise of Water by Andrea Crossley Spencer — This is
a work-in-progress by a schoolmate about a man with a dark secret and a missing
sister. Feels like you’re going to see this one in the bookstore someday.
Fiction
Vortex — A brand new sci-fi e-zine
that picked up my short story, A
Feeble Gleam of Stars, for mid-June publication.
Writing:
I’m about 150 pages into the latest
revision of Leaving
Home. Having a good time ripping, shredding, and rebuilding … but I’m
kind of a masochist.
Listening to:
I don’t even know. Music, possibly
static. My brain hurts. But I’m intrigued by the new Snoop Lion disk.
Watching:
Doctor Who, the back half of Series Seven — I’ve
been a fan of the Doctor since high school, and was part of a startup fan club in
1988. The last few episodes … how can I say this gently … kind of bite. The new
companion is fine but Matt Smith seems to be thinking about something else.
Plus, the scripts suck eggs.
Defiance — Siffy went back to
science-fiction, and I kind of like it. There’s a lot of potential here, if
they can stop lifting ideas from everything else. Confession: When I first
heard the title, I secretly hoped it was a Deep
Space Nine spin-off.
Drinking:
A lot of water — My classroom gets
north of 80 degrees Fahrenheit in the afternoons. Gotta hydrate.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
On Writing: Back to the Whiteboard
Used to be, I’d hear authors talk about
how this book took three years to write, this one took four, and I’d wonder
what was wrong with them. How could they possibly be going that slowly? Even at
a page-a-day pace, any hack can have 365 pages at year’s end.
Then I wrote a book in earnest, and I’m beginning to understand. Leaving Home, the manuscript that earned me an MFA and a raise at my day job, started with a short story in the spring of 2010 … and still isn’t finished.
Then I wrote a book in earnest, and I’m beginning to understand. Leaving Home, the manuscript that earned me an MFA and a raise at my day job, started with a short story in the spring of 2010 … and still isn’t finished.
Thursday, April 11, 2013
On Writing: Literary Urinal Encounters
I peed next to Andre Dubus III this weekend, an unscheduled celebrity encounter during the New Hampshire Writers Project’s annual “Writers Day.”
For the event, the NHWP hauls in a relatively big regional fish (Dubus of Haverhill, Mass., this year, Vermont mystery writer Archer Mayor
last) and makes him or her the keynote speaker. Lesser known but still
top-quality local writers are pulled in to fill the pool with panels and
workshops. (I went to a great one on writing suspense with Hallie Ephron that I’m still thinking about.)
Dubus is likely best known for The House of Sand and Fog,
an Oprah’s Choice book that I waded through in the early naughts. His
latest book, the memoir “Townie,” is much better. Here he is, at
Southern Vermont College, talking about writing in general and memoirs
in particular. It’s worth a listen
By the way, Dubus is not my first celebrity urinal encounter. That honor goes to Rene Auberjonois, who was Father Mulcahy in the film version of MASH, Chef Louis in The Little Mermaid, not to mention Odo in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Thursday, April 4, 2013
What I'm ... (April 4, 2013)
Reading:
The
Disaster Diaries: How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Apocalypse by Sam Sheridan — The closest thing
to a real Doc Savage talks about how he got apoca-paranoid when he son was born
and what he did to prepare for the worst. Each chapter starts with a doomsday
scenario, which is followed by a how-to for surviving it. Powerlift your way
out of an earthquake!
Publish
This Book: The Unbelievable True Story of How I Wrote, Sold, and Published This
Very Book
by Stephen Markley — A tongue-in-cheek but true(?) tale of one man’s journey to
write and publish the very book he’s writing about writing and publishing the
very book he’s writing.
Writing:
Finishing up a short story about a boy,
an old man, and a snowplow.
Poised to rip the top off my
novel Leaving Home and plunge my
hands into its steaming guts.
Listening to:
Lincoln:
Music from the Motion Picture Soundtrack by John Williams — Nicely orchestrated, mostly classical. I
haven’t seen the movie, but I kind of like the music.
Dusty
in Memphis
by Dusty Springfield — Makes me want to be THE son of a preacher man.
Watching:
House Hunters International — Because I live in New Hampshire,
and it’s fricking cold.
Community, Season 1 — It took me a couple of episodes to get into it, but now
it’s like potato chips. I can’t keep the bag closed.
Drinking:
Labatt Blue – Way
good when its cold.
Coffee --
A friend brought me a can of the good stuff back from Puerto Rico in return for
not letting his cats die.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
On Writing: I’m kind of a big deal … in South Africa
A couple of Septembers ago, I submitted to an online horror and SF journal
called Something Wicked. Run by actor/director/writer
Joe Vaz, Something Wicked started out as a quarterly print
journal in 2006 and went the way of the Internet in 2011. In 2012, the journal
fell on hard times (just after it ran my story, It Pays to Read the Safety Cards -- which became my novel, Leaving Home) and ceased regular
publication.
Vaz and company picked themselves back
up and started to publish anthologies, the first – Something
Wicked, Volume One – in September 2012. Volume Two is slated for an April 2013 release, and my Safety Cards is in there.
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